He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

Actual conversations I’ve had:

“The Astros are so much fun to follow!”

OH. MY. GOD.
It’s Happening!!!

Right stroke, left stroke, what’s the best stroke? Deathstroke in Arkham Origins. Clayface was the best reveal and likely best moment but in terms of challenge and fun beating Deathstroke on NG+(no counter visual aid) and getting the never hit cheevo was the best.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Oh man, is there anyway we could work Zatanna in there?

I’m not sure “impressive” is the word I’d use. It was more like desperation. I did like the result, but that process I could have done without ;)

Oh, thank you for the kind words about my work!

The hoop did a perfect Kendrick Perkins impression by being 7-feet tall and not moving the entire time.

Artist: Coheed and Cambria | Track: You Got Spirit, Kid | Album: The Color Before The Sun

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

“When a popular online game is shutdown, one boy refuses to log off—and then finds himself transformed into a powerful skeleton wizard as the game world becomes real.”

He traveled.

Finally, a young man who has read the chart!

At the NFL awards, it’s the wives and girlfriends that are missing teeth.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

He just puts them to sleep.

Noooooooo, not really. What would happen first is the NFLPA would probably file a lawsuit against the NFL for violating their collective bargaining rights, at which point an independent counsel would decided whether or not Goodell has the authority, based on the league’s constitution, to arbitrarily hand out…

You forgot to mention Peter King. He will also be in the room, tucked away out of sight between Goodell’s legs.