“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

If they cut the scenes like this, I’m boycotting.

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

So youre saying my ears should have never heard that god awful noise for an entire month?

I get that banning fake colleges is better for the game, but I’m going to miss watching UNC.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

You live inside, you die inside, you live inside again.

Yes. Yes you are.

The movie is, thankfully, a testament to what can happen when you let the creator create without second guessing everything.

A couple other Cosmo Canyons I’ve run across:

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

“Both are roughly the size of a curled up tiger”

Best. Description. Ever.

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

The secrecy was so unnecessary—all they needed to do was announce that the brand was evolving and Tennessee fans would demand never to hear about it again.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

I made a sign that said, “Sodomize me Jesus” and wore it around my High School during lunch in an effort to get suspended from school for a few days. Why? Midnight release of Oblivion was that night. I got three whole days to play it, no homework or anything to worry about.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.