Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

Not just hit anything, but hit anything well. He would go after pitches most would not, but he was far from an undisciplined free swinger, with a career slash line of .319/.379/.553, with a BB:K ratio not too far from 1:1 (and under 1,000 Ks for his career). His swing had more coverage than just about anyone and still…

Phoenix fans blamed Hassan's first name, and definitely not his last, for his violent outburst.

And, on that infamous evening in New England, as the snow banks stood massive and the tears of hipsters everywhere fell as they watched the power they had habituated to receiving from whipping out their iDevices and typing furiously upon their single star...

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

I have a theory that Arkham Knight is just embodiment of Batman's worst fear of how he could become in the end, caused by Scarecrow fear gas.

I'll give you that traditional Scarecrow from things like DC comics and TAS is kind of lame.

But Arkham Universe Scarecrow? That dude is pretty cool.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

All that time Jordan owned the Bobcats it turned out he really just wanted the links.

He still uses a Blackberry.

Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe

"He's asleep."

This is what happens when a little white lie ends up turning into a big ass joke. But that's just Iggy Azalea for you.

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

From what I read, Hardy and his brother solved the mystery and proved his innocence in one of their toughest cases yet!

And yet, when Nirvana performed at their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction earlier this year, the honor of filling in for Kurt's vocals went to four women. Namely, Lorde, Kim Gordon, St. Vincent, and Joan Jett, the latter of whom friggin' killed it.

If it will affect the narrative and creative direction of the game then no, they shouldn't give a damn.