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When you look good in hats the world comes after you with jealousy and envy in their hearts.

I feel really bad for Johnny Depp. It seems like the whole world is being an asshole to him - his managers, his lawyers, his ex-wife, police reporting his violence, critics, audiences, Australia...

They killed Dead Space with their stupid micro-transactions, and now we will probably never see a new game from that franchise.

Two words: Cousin Oliver.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

The common link, and real problem here, is that boomers are the WORST and the world will be better when their generation shuffles into the sunset.

no team is more deserving of being shitty for 20 years than the Cardinals.

it’s confusing, turns out deckard is a human, but harrison ford himself is a replicant.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

hey 5th edition Tomb of Anihilation! 1st edition Tomb of Horrors wants its demonfaces back, those mouths are deathtraps and there are kids around

If baseball wants to grow and expand its impact with the younger generation then it desperately needs to start earlier so kids can stay up to watch it. I mean, I had to wake my groggy 10-year-old son up an hour past his normal bedtime so I could show him the replay of the Yankee catcher getting his nuts destroyed by

I’m 54 year old. Tom Petty and his music have been a constant in my life since I’m 13. I’ve worn out his records and seen him perform more times than I can count. He never quit. He has a new album and just finished a tour — he never became a “play the greatest hits at the county fair” guy.

These days, there is no funny, likable conservative character. Sorry that your kind shat all over yourselves these last few years, but here we are.

I think we could all have predicted that this would be terrible. But it’ll be worth sticking with it for the series finale, when it is revealed that the events of The Big Bang Theory are all taking place in Young Sheldon’s mind as he stares into a snowglobe.

you shut your mouth. ken stabler was a god who walked the earth. there is no comparison between him and Bleek Bartles.

I suspect is has more to do with the same reason that all CBS shows get high ratings: nursing home TVs that never change channels.

I 100% will and do discriminate against all trump supporters whenever I can. I won’t hire one, I won’t let any come to my Sunday NFL parties, I’ve cut off a half dozen friends and several family members. Fuck trump supporters. You made your fucking racist bed, enjoy it, motherfucker.

If you told me five years ago there is a group of Americans that make the Juggalos look sane and reasonable...

I had a copy of this a couple of years back. I found it during one of my thrift store visits for $1.91 complete. Being a WWII buff and lusting over these games when I was in HS in the late 70s I bought it.

The ending became lack luster because they cut out all religious references. The strigoi came into existence because of a rebellious angel of death that was punished by being cut into different pieces and cast over the Earth. Each piece became a “master” with the last piece cut off, the mouth, forming the Master who