When you look good in hats the world comes after you with jealousy and envy in their hearts.

I feel really bad for Johnny Depp. It seems like the whole world is being an asshole to him - his managers, his lawyers, his ex-wife, police reporting his violence, critics, audiences, Australia...

They killed Dead Space with their stupid micro-transactions, and now we will probably never see a new game from that franchise.

Two words: Cousin Oliver.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Damnit, not fair to get my hopes up

Say no more.

The common link, and real problem here, is that boomers are the WORST and the world will be better when their generation shuffles into the sunset.

no team is more deserving of being shitty for 20 years than the Cardinals.

it’s confusing, turns out deckard is a human, but harrison ford himself is a replicant.

This is fine. Luke’s first season ran out of gas around the 8th episode so if they haven’t learned their lesson and are pushing another 13 he’ll need all the help he can get.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

hey 5th edition Tomb of Anihilation! 1st edition Tomb of Horrors wants its demonfaces back, those mouths are deathtraps and there are kids around

If baseball wants to grow and expand its impact with the younger generation then it desperately needs to start earlier so kids can stay up to watch it. I mean, I had to wake my groggy 10-year-old son up an hour past his normal bedtime so I could show him the replay of the Yankee catcher getting his nuts destroyed by…

I’m 54 year old. Tom Petty and his music have been a constant in my life since I’m 13. I’ve worn out his records and seen him perform more times than I can count. He never quit. He has a new album and just finished a tour — he never became a “play the greatest hits at the county fair” guy.

These days, there is no funny, likable conservative character. Sorry that your kind shat all over yourselves these last few years, but here we are.

I think we could all have predicted that this would be terrible. But it’ll be worth sticking with it for the series finale, when it is revealed that the events of The Big Bang Theory are all taking place in Young Sheldon’s mind as he stares into a snowglobe.

you shut your mouth. ken stabler was a god who walked the earth. there is no comparison between him and Bleek Bartles.