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A movie shouldn't have to explain itself before you see it. Everything necessary should be IN THE MOVIE.

"Kennedy, who was already displeased with…with star Alden Ehrenreich’s performance—she hired an acting coach for him after seeing initial footage, a rarity so late in a production…" Ruh Roh

/Optimus Prime turns into a manual typewriter

I've only seen the first two, but I've never been able to follow what the hell is happening in these films. The fights are incomprehensible and sound like two hours of rocks in a dryer. Forget plot; I can't follow who's hitting who.

Much better than Batman Turn Off The Dark

The cop torture scene blew it for me. Violence for the sake of shock - doesn't add anything to the story. Gratuitous and pointless. (And I'm no prude, no problem with violence that serves the story bit QT is a hack and I can't understand the acclaim).

Tony Soprano beating the shit out of Patricia Arquette was gratuitous, bordered on abuse porn. And WTF was Gary Oldman doing at all with his shtick?

I've never liked Tarentino all that much. Saw Reservoir Dogs in the theatre and hated it; saw True Romance in the Theatre and hated it; saw Pulp Fiction in the theatre and thought it was okay, but never understood all the hype about QT. Kill Bill vol 1 is total garbage. I haven't seen another Tarentino film since (and

Wizards of the Coast isn't D&D. It's AD&D or GTFO.

Investers…

That…and at least two more seasons.

It does if you're talking about launching a franchise. Studios aren't in it for critical acclaim…

Wait, did I read this right: They put a "Dark Universe" logo *in the opening credits?* Even the DCU didn't put "DC Universe" at the beginning of Man of Steel.

Man, all of these reviewers are YOUNG. As a Gen Xer, I'm happy to report I've see a number of these bands (Prince, The Smiths, The Cramps, David Bowie) and many others that were at their peak during the late 80s/early 90s (NIN, Depeche Mode x4, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Morrissey). While I don't hate

Black Phillip made me scared to take my daughter to the petting zoo.

"Alex Kurtzman seems like he really knows his shit" The same Alex Kurtzman who wrote Amazing Spider Man 2 and Star Trek: Into Darkness?

Never saw this one; worth watching in full? Lindelof, for me, has a history of great ideas but never being able to stick the landing (or worse, like Lost, where he just made shit up every week). It looks like here he had help not letting things go off the rails. I like mystery; I don't like "welp, I have no idea what

Plus, one of the stars is Adam Baldwin, and fuck that guy.

They already did that at Epcot.

I wondered about that. Looks like he's about a foot closer to the camera than Russell Crowe (6 feet tall)…and wearing those "special" boots he's always got on.