Why the hell do they keep giving Tim Burton Disney classics to fuck up? Not only is is bad for already-existing classic stories, but it seems to be hampering Burton's own imagination and credibility. Remember when he was innovative and against-the-grain (in a cool, no-big-deal, Gen X way)?

When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.

RIght now someone at AMC is running to their computer to write a TWD/Turn: Washington's Spies spin off with vampire nazi British troops during the Revolutionary War.

What's weird is that ST fans are the *worst* (er, most involved) when it comes to continuity. Heck, CBS owns all TOS stuff from the 60s; why not just polish it all up and use that? If Mad Men taught us anything, it's that people love shows set in the past. I see a missed opportunity here.

And he's not bald, so clearly #FakeStarTrek

So…this takes place before Kirk's dad dies in the JJ Abrams' Star Trek movie? Or what?

But…the "other movie" takes place in 2016, so, Kong needs to be a senior citizen to fight Godzilla?

That is the best handwave I've read in a long time. Well done, sir.

"Samuel L. Jackson as a jaded sergeant." Or a Lieutenant Colonel. What's the difference, right, AV Club?

Nevertheless, she persisted.

Trump will be gone in a few years…the Cinematic DCU, however, will live on FOREVER.

It's just the St. Patrick's Day Parade over and over again. Also, the Patriots.

Sam Worthington looks like he's been growing out his Terminator: Salvation crew cut for a decade.

Remember when Sam Worthington was the Next Big Thing? No? Esquire is here to remind you: http://www.esquire.com/ente…

Well, if their most popular show is in freaking Waco…can Lubbock be far behind?

That's what Daryl Hall's show is for. http://www.diynetwork.com/s…

Tron Golden Pond

Tron My Own

That would require the Democrats to have a spine so…

I still can't get over how much older McSteamy looks on this show compared to his time on Gray's Anatomy. Also, too much Adam Baldwin.