So, rock and roll doesn't exist anymore, right? I mean, I know it's been on the decline since being usurped by hip hop as the dominant pop culture paradigm but, damn, it's just *gone* now.

As a RHCP fan from their debut album all the way through Blood Sugar Sex Magik I'm astonished how they made four diverse, funky, really great albums and then spent the next 25 making BSSM over and over again.

"Don't care to download illegally"

I made the mistake of buying a few films when I had Verizon. Then I moved to an area where Verizon wasn't offered and *poof* lost everything I'd purchased (there isn't a way for me to log into my Verizon account to watch them on, say, a tablet if I am no longer an active Verizon FIOS subscriber). With DVDs, obviously,…

Winter is coming.

"since the show was released a summer ago, " IT WAS RELEASED ON JULY 15th. How the hell do they get "A summer ago" from that? IT'S STILL SUMMER.

I'd totally forgotten that.

/rips shirt off, jumps in the air to chest bump Zero.

Right? It feels like a Gronk reality show on E! would be awesome, but maybe he's just as dumb as Lochte and had better advisers warning him to stay away from reality television.

I'd love to see another Firefly movie…but can we have Adam Baldwin die in this one? Because fuck that guy.

Hotness, basically.

PG is the new G. That's baby-stuff. PG-13 used to be a soft R (think Dreamscape) but now it's just about everything. Heck, network TV is almost PG-13.

That's what The CW is for.

Because there are more than 18 - 22 year olds in the world?

But they gave Trevor Noah's Daily Show a loooooot of rope. It's just now starting to have close to the numbers Stewart did when he left a year ago. And, honestly, what's the rating requirement for a Comedy Central show at 11:30? Nothing is going to come close to Colbert (hell, Colbert's current gig isn't drawing…

If an open letter published anonymously on Pajiba (*Pajiba*, for f's sake!) causes the *director* of a major studio motion picture to respond you've got a problem.

Okay, okay, *some* of it is pretty good?

The funny thing is that most of the rest of that Magic! album is pretty good.

I remember when I saw the first photo about a year ago and told people "No, those tattoos are just a joke; the final version of this character will be much better." Then I realized the Juggalo version *was* the final version and just gave up.

The whole movie takes place during the Homecoming dance. The main dramatic arch is Peter's contest with Flash Thompson to win Mary Jane's heart…and get that darn corsage on her without pinning any skin.