I can only imagine. I know how terrifying they were on the straight and sunny roads of Indiana. And I agree with your comment below. It got to be the future and we still need long-hauling. It's criminal…

Tell me about it. I road tripped from eastern PA (essentially NJ) to Chicago via I80 this weekend, and I've never been so scared of trucks in my life. Tell me Fed-Ex, how a 3 trailer truck is safe for anyone involved? That's essentially a house on wheels.

You mean Antinee!

Autographed Bruce Willis Blues Band CDs as wrap gifts guaranteed!

I'm pretty sure it's all a mirage.

I thought he was the Mony Maker.

I thought Billy Idol was the Money Monster…. Oh right. He's the Mony Monster. My mistake.

There are two categories of Star Wars characters in my head. On one side, there are characters I see photos of and say to myself "yup, I had that guy," and the other category has me thinking "nope, never had that guy."

I feel like Neil Hamburger is a pretty great litmus test.

I'm not sure I can get behind the use of the word "covering" in the headline here.

Yeah. No love for that Kiedis….

I was lucky enough to see them once, in support of California.

This book had better be filled to the brim with mindgrapes.

I wish this was about Mr. Bungle…

I wonder if this guy is also gonna have to pay Billy Bob Thornton royalties for stealing Sling Blade's haircut.

I wouldn't watch this movie with YOUR mustache.

Somewhere in the Hollywood Hills Rich Little is staring at his phone, his fingers crossed harder than they have ever been crossed before.

This might be the Internet's best effort yet!

Buzzy Linhart - "The Love's Still Growing"

Paul Williams by way of Rowlf the Dog & Kermit the Frog - "I Hope That Something Better Comes Along"