Xenu might allow it.

Jonathan Frakes (with a beard) in the directors chair. Done.

"Hey drummer I don't know, do what I want you to do!"

See, I would probably play that game. A consoles-fighting-each-other fighting game. Especially if they had cute little bow ties, or canes and top hats. Maybe all three. With a barbershop quartet mini-game.

I'm constantly starting stuff like Dragon Age, or Mordor, that sort of fare. I only ever really finish Nintendo games.

I've got a PS4 and a Wii U (one of the benefits of being an adult, I don't always have to choose) and increasingly, my go to machine is the Wii U. It's games like these that I keep wanting to play. If I wanted realism, I'd join the army. Too often do game companies forget the fantasy aspect of gaming. Sure, Dragon Age…

I always thought that Christopher Reeve would have made an amazing Bond villain after his accident. This seems like a close 2nd.

I bet Suzanne would appreciate her husband trimming his fingernails more than a paper airplane named after her.

Think of the employees! The Pensions! The kittens we use to test the strength of our microwaves!

That guy sure breathes, eh?

Huh. That's got me almost convinced.

I can't help but watch this as a Troy McClure vehicle. It's like it's a show that existed inside of the Simpsons universe. Tell me that gunfight that ends in boot throwing wouldn't have worked better animated.

I will only be impressed if Jimmy Fallon can figure out a way to lift Lorne's Frank Zappa ban.

Hey batter batter!

This truly is the darkest timeline…

I bet the tickets are expensive. Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes…

Sloth-rust

I never cared for their first album, but I still listen to Congratulations weekly.I thought for sure Congratulations was going to usher in a new era in indie music. It was supposed to be the album that made everyone forget about the '80s and remember the far more interesting '60s. How everyone loves Foxygen but hates…