Thanks. Now I have Save It For Later stuck in my head.

Then I was like, “Oh my God, he drives me crazy.” How is this a song?

Based on how funny this Hatesong was I think I'd rather watch McBain: Let's Get Silly.

When is Yoko Ono going to apologize for ruining the Plastic Ono Band?

I assume that Paul McCartney showed up to the studio one day and decided to write a Christmas song. Eight minutes later "Wonderful Christmastime" was born. It just strikes me as the epitome of a lazy, terribly written song.

I don't want it!

You busted up that crack house pretty bad Rusev. Did you really have to break so much furniture?

eh, close enough

Worst Episodes Ever
1) Gaga
2) Moe's Rag
3) Last Night.

What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there.

One Christmas my parents got my brother and I Gak. A couple days later one of the two Gak samples went missing. It wasn't until a few months later it was found dried out and stuck to the underside of a couch cushion. That was the last time we had Gak in the house.

So they are going to let the audience decide what kind of content they run on The Splat?

Maude, eh?

I have a couple issues in a closet with my Billy Beer and my Be Sharps funny foam soap.

Excuse me but Proactive, Paradigm. Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.

"Everybody enjoys a good New Yorker cartoon unless it has one of those esoteric captions you just don’t get"

Vaudeville is dead. Ya know what killed it? The talking pictures. But you can still make it kid, you just have to have a gimmick. I for one am a tumbler.

Why didn't someone tell Donalbain? He's been making an idiot out of himself.

Exactly. It's a a lot different when it's your half-human half-bear children going to the bathroom in the woods.

Did anyone tell Tom Bergeron he's been bumped?