I hear your complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence sent the number 1 cracker factory in town into a tie for 6th with Table Time and Allied Biscuit.

The commenter i'm really looking for, wink wink is Mr. Bribe, wink wink.

Terrible action figure Dr. Claw face or terrible Rupert Everett as Dr. Claw face?

Just imagining that line said in the Mr. Dink voice/whisper. Is there a place to nominate this for Comment of the Day?

If it was done correctly I could be interested in some new Are You Afraid of the Dark episodes. The pool monster scared the hell out of me as a kid and still holds up after all these years.

Summer Sanders was definitely a major crush for 12year old JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo. Almost made me want to go out and teach a dog how to spin a Frisbee on his tail or something stupid like that to get on the show.

Exactly nobody wants a fake rock from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Now if it was a glowing piece of the AggroCrag it's a completely different story.

Maybe those rumors about what he does down at the aquarium weren't true after all. I'd pay to see him on TV now, if only that were possible.

Eating an apple is a heel move. It's basically the only thing I remember about Carlito.

They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval.

When I was in 2nd Grade I loved The Monkees. A girl on the bus told me that they didn't write their own songs or play their own instruments. The final insult was when she claimed that Mike Nesmith wasn't even wearing his own hat on my Monkees lunchbox. I refused to believe her.

Am I the only one who really liked Battle Born? I enjoy all their albums but going back over the track listings I find I like just as many tracks on Battle Born as I do on Hot Fuss. Granted the best songs on BB are nowhere close to the best songs off HF but because the 2nd half of Hot Fuss drops off after the first…

I am Genesh! This review angers me.

I loved this episode because it included cameos by all my favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

Come on Homer, we just want to eat your skin.

Is the "secret sauce" really just mayonnaise that was left in the sun?

When I got a complete set of McDonald's Beanie Babies in the late 90's my 14 year old self couldn't wait to hold onto them for several years then cash in big. This was my first and only venture into the toy futures market.

Why does the shoe section always look like a powerful storm has just come through that area?

"Open wide for some soccer!!"

What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?