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These fucking people are in giant echo-chambers where everyone says yes to them and tells them how terrific they are. This giant GOP circlejerk just re-affirms it. No one thought this was necessary other than the GOP - and even then, they lost support as their brethren kept ‘accidently’ telling journalists this was

Bernie Sanders probably sprays kids with the hose on Halloween while yelling at them in his trademark crescendo about how they are ruining his lawn. I just can’t get behind a guy like that.

Hillary fucking brought it yesterday. She is intelligent and formidable. I can’t “feel the Bern’ because I absolutely cannot imagine President Bernie Sanders speaking with such presence.

When I am at the beach and they get all twisted and upside down FUCK YOU KITES.

Preach. I hate to be that guy, but I feel a bit better hearing you say this.

I hate to say this because they are one of God’s creatures, but you have to kill them. They come right back in if you don’t. Mouse poop is very dangerous...I have a toddler and I am not kidding when I tell you it keeps me up at night worrying about him getting sick because he somehow ingested mice feces. Yes, I know

By this and the associated comments, I can assume that in the opinion of the average xenophobic Democrat anyone who chooses to not live in the midst of modern urban society is somehow less than human.

In NJ too....sandwiched between two of the biggest cities on earth. No part of this state is more than an hour from either Philly or NYC - yet we have fucking rednecks who think Trump is the man and we need to to set the illegals on fire.

I will be watching the shit out of this.

BOOM...ROASTED!

Watching this gif is making me really embarrassed at how devastated I was when he shot himself.

That sounds like my MIL. When GWB was up for re-election, she was complaining about having to vote for him. When we pointed out that no, you did not HAVE TO vote for him she told us she had to support him as president and vote for him.

What rank is your dad in his militia group?

lol the admin of that page is fucking obsessed with girls who have tattoos...and like, not in good way. Good lord.

I tried marathoning through this season over the summer and I ended up with a stomach ache and had to give up. So, thanks for the recap!

He has a bunch, believe it or not and he is a nobody. One of his strategists or campaign managers or something is married to a really good family friend’s daughter and it killed all of us a little inside when we found this out.

Was he looking for some sort of hook or novelty to stand out from all the other white male comedians that are afforded the most opportunities anyway?

But where is he going? Why does he have to sleep? What promises does he have to keep? I like, don’t get poetry.

How sad is it that this was one of my first thoughts? I was reading the headline on one of the sites, and my eyes drifted over to the side where there was a lede about Trump kicking the Univision dude out of the press conference, and it was the first thing that came to mind.

I loved this fucking show.