The best way to get over a relationship is to break up just as the OJ trial is getting underway and getting mono so all you do that summer is sit in your bedroom crying and trying to find a channel not showing the trial. All while listening to “You Outta Know” on repeat.

Because at age five she somehow saw an episode of Oprah and was able to a) comprehend that it was something worth paying attention to, b) understood what gender-assignment surgery was based on the episode and c) realized that she too could have this surgery.

This is a goal that happens in high school frequently.

Is this for serious? It’s...it’s their plotline from The Office come to life.

She gets better looking as she gets older - now, compared to her Seinfeld days...? Not even a contest.

YES. I had read in an interview awhile ago that Sophie Turner said that Ramsay did something horrible to Sansa this season. Of course the second I read that I knew it was rape BECAUSE WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE.

I had no idea he was such an asshole. That actually does bum me out; I love Stan Rizzo so much. :(

The best smoothie I've ever had was made in my kitchen and has nothing but fruit and ice.

This guy is a goddamn serial killer who is only semi-proficient.

My college boyfriend flew home for summer break and when he called me to tell me he landed safely, he told me he wasn't coming back and he was transferring to Clemson which was 1000 miles away from the college we were attending together.

It's that whole "work to live, don't live to work" thing. I feel like I've been burned so many times I am almost indifferent at this point. It's expected.

I have this recurring nightmare where planes are just falling out of the sky around me, diving bombing. That beach is like my nightmare come to life...I need a Xanax.

When I had melanoma, (which I recovered from after some surgery) my oncologist was like, "Look, I know you want to go home and Google this BUT DON'T if you can help it"

This is the same one up on Popcorn Time except in English - I just assumed it was "the" poster. I like the original one better.

I use Skype at work all day errry day so I need a decent set of headphones with a mic. Anyone have a recommendation that won't break the bank? I used them not only for Skyping, but also to listen to media while I work.

Anyone remember the Rhianna/Chris Brown SVU episode? All these "ripped from headlines" episodes are ridic. Usually though in a good (subjective, I know) Lifetime movie sort of way.

Long term health issues aside (though that really is important), it is draining for me at almost 40 to have a high-energy two year. But at 52...?! I cannot even fathom that. At the end of the day I am as tired as my kid. Good luck to her, because she is gonna need it.

Gawker's clickbait "the police stink" articles are starting to make me not like Gawker. All of Gawker. Sorry to see Deadspin infected with this now. :(

This is only shocking because of how few schools are being investigated. I played soccer at a D3 school - class was optional, the passing grade was expected!

I started to reply to someone else with almost this same comment - she is a cold, snarky lady but it's oddly comforting.