thejimhalpert
thejimhalpert
Nov 22 2016
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She absolutely did not. My son is adopted and mixed race. I am also terrified in a way I did not think possible. I just THOUGHT I was worried about his racial identity up until now. On election night around midnight EST, I realized what sheer terror feels like.

Jun 28 2016
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She is indeed. Her brother is his father. I’ve seen so many people make that mistake since the show on Sunday though, I am afraid this wrong information is going to become canon.

Jun 21 2016
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Wells Fargo Home Mortgage, of all places, is a cube farm by design in Des Moines at their HQ. Weird as hell seeing some dude worth millions and millions working at a cube. A nice one, but a cube just the same.

Jun 7 2016
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I used to work with this photographer’s mom, and so I have seen her stuff over the years, she does a lot of cool stuff like this.

May 5 2016
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You are like the 10th person I’ve seen make this guess, ergo, it must be correct.

May 2 2016
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I have to say, I am enjoying the show as a book reader, not knowing what is coming. That scene was a perfect example.

Apr 29 2016
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*hm, my phone is ringing. Let me answer it in the middle of the road on a dangerous curve where I just finished shoving a girl’s intestines back into her belly*

Mar 1 2016
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I guess depending on the perspective, it was a little evil of him. The media doesn’t get a free pass from listening to the Secret Service. Read more

Mar 1 2016
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The article said he left the pen and wouldn’t go back in. He even admitted he left it. So, what now?

Feb 25 2016
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Pretty sure Casey Affleck is lit as hell, and so I am of the opinion he was in on the joke.

Feb 25 2016
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My son is half-Korean and someone in line once asked me, “what is he?” I KNEW what this person was asking, but I answered “Today, he’s a little shit. He colored on the walls in the kitchen” (he actually had). The woman was of course taken aback and I immediately felt bad. But I was so pissed off I could barely form a Read more

Feb 19 2016
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My son had a runny nose and ever-so-slight fever when he was teething the first time, makes sense.

Feb 5 2016
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Bernie is so narrowly focused to be honest, the only thing I hear him talk about is Wall Street and campaign reform.

Feb 5 2016
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I am not a huge Bernie supporter, but to claim he’s anything but a decent dude means you’re not paying attention.

Jan 31 2016
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One of the articles I read straight up said they met on a ‘dating app’ - but there weren’t a lot of details.

Jan 29 2016
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Berniebro spotted. Let’s get ‘em guys - aim for his privates!

Jan 29 2016
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Part of this though is that Reddit is their breeding ground and Reddit is very misogynistic. Young dudes want to be a part of ‘something’ and so they’ve jumped aboard the Bernie Train. On the one hand, it’s great to see young people mobilized and engaged in politics, but on the other hand, most young people are morons Read more

Jan 25 2016
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They show Iron Man cradling War Machine in the trailer, so I am hoping that isn’t the death!

Jan 25 2016
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This might not be the right place to ask this, but now that YouTube and Google+ are no longer married, is there a way to unhook my Google+ account and use a username that doesn’t identify me?