She absolutely did not. My son is adopted and mixed race. I am also terrified in a way I did not think possible. I just THOUGHT I was worried about his racial identity up until now. On election night around midnight EST, I realized what sheer terror feels like.

You are like the 10th person I’ve seen make this guess, ergo, it must be correct.

I have to say, I am enjoying the show as a book reader, not knowing what is coming. That scene was a perfect example.

*hm, my phone is ringing. Let me answer it in the middle of the road on a dangerous curve where I just finished shoving a girl’s intestines back into her belly*

I guess depending on the perspective, it was a little evil of him. The media doesn’t get a free pass from listening to the Secret Service.

The article said he left the pen and wouldn’t go back in. He even admitted he left it. So, what now?

Pretty sure Casey Affleck is lit as hell, and so I am of the opinion he was in on the joke.

My son is half-Korean and someone in line once asked me, “what is he?” I KNEW what this person was asking, but I answered “Today, he’s a little shit. He colored on the walls in the kitchen” (he actually had). The woman was of course taken aback and I immediately felt bad. But I was so pissed off I could barely form a…

My son had a runny nose and ever-so-slight fever when he was teething the first time, makes sense.

Bernie is so narrowly focused to be honest, the only thing I hear him talk about is Wall Street and campaign reform.

Ha...”kinda in outer space” is maybe the best description I’ve seen of him yet.

I am not a huge Bernie supporter, but to claim he’s anything but a decent dude means you’re not paying attention.

One of the articles I read straight up said they met on a ‘dating app’ - but there weren’t a lot of details.

Berniebro spotted. Let’s get ‘em guys - aim for his privates!

Part of this though is that Reddit is their breeding ground and Reddit is very misogynistic. Young dudes want to be a part of ‘something’ and so they’ve jumped aboard the Bernie Train. On the one hand, it’s great to see young people mobilized and engaged in politics, but on the other hand, most young people are morons…

This might not be the right place to ask this, but now that YouTube and Google+ are no longer married, is there a way to unhook my Google+ account and use a username that doesn’t identify me?

I like in New Jersey, and fucking guffawed when they read that text message outline. We call that a ‘starter home’ here.

You know what they* say...you only serve two days: the day you walk in and the day you walk out.

Today is the one day in my life that I feel like having kids is holding me back! We can’t get a sitter and ugh...holidays are next week. Who knows when I will get to see it. I’m dyin’ over here!

“I think with my mouth, so I don’t lie”