I’m sorry I was not aware I was only allowed to watch one high fantasy show this month.

I’m in IT support, my whole damn life is clown work.

Sure, DC and Marvel movies pay better than A24 films. But I think what he is really saying is “know what kind of movie you are in.” Like when a movie gets panned and the review says “Only Jeremy Irons seems to know what kind of movie he is in here.”

It’s not like I expect graduate-level calculus skills here, but come on, even Sam “On My Third Liver” Barsanti has to know that 50,000 isn’t half a million.

Maybe I’m naive (or just work in an industry where this simply isn’t a thing), but why on Earth would anyone sign up for an organization that has a contract where they organization would take 85-95% of any earnings from sponsorship deals? As far as I know, most of the money these streamers make is from sponsorships…

Bring back NFl Blitz.

“Lauryn Smith bought a 2015 Volkswagen Tiguan”

Meh. He’s both dead and an alleged child molester. I can’t be bothered to give a damn.

Do you have to tape your phone to it and set it on vibrate to do that?

He’s not wrong. The one time a mainline Star Wars entry tried to do anything different the “fans” attacked it so much Disney put out the most generic followup you could think of and hasn’t done anything risky since.

That’s not the point. He wouldn’t even be in the press for Jezebel to report on if he’d enacted his fetishes privately with informed, consenting partners instead of springing them on random unsuspecting IG models.

Its pretty cool that they got someone who looks just like tony hawk to jam with them.

You should if you don’t know the difference between you’re and your.

I haven’t failed a game with its premise in the title this fast since Don’t Shit Your Pants.

But who would notice?

I would of course never use “would of”.

Here’s a handy tip to remember if you should use “would have,” or “would of.”

I would have loved if you hadn’t fired your last editor.