“a turning radius somewhere between a container ship and a mid-century ranch house”

As the Associated Press reports, the new law will permit people arrested with small amounts of hard drugs to avoid jail time and criminal trials by paying a $100 fine and attending an addiction recovery program.

This is a nightmare and Gamestop employees should universally boycott this kind of shit. Obviously Gamestop is one of the worst offenders, but boy is the retail world a hellscape.

So new burger king is Sonic. Awesome.

Is anyone else relieved it’s just a nightmare of teeth and gums and not a crunch crisis or harassment allegations? I opened this article thinking “oh god, what happened? What did they do?” and saw a hallway of incisors and bicuspids and went “oh. Is that all?”

But whyyyyy. It’s so hollow inside. I don’t understand.

Why would you put a dog up into a ceiling? Negotiations failed, so let’s send a dog?

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

Oh yes, if you haven’t experienced the bliss that is Tales of Vesperia, absolutely prioritize that over Genshin Impact.

I see by your pixel avatar and your expectation that AV Club writers know anything about movies that you’re new here.

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

I’ll credit Chuck for sticking to his guns here, he’s explained why he’s absent from the game on Inside the NBA for the last few years.

Nothing in this very sad schadenfreude genre will ever, to me, be funnier than Paul Ryan’s favorite band being Rage Against the Machine.

It wasn’t so much the BSG finale itself, it’s how the finale made it painfully clear that the showrunners had no fucking clue how this whole thing was going to play out. It’s the whole “let’s invent a bunch of mysteries that we don’t know the answers to,” style of plot development (also prevalent in Lost).
When you…

I assume you’ve never read the books.

Dune is probably one of my favorite books. While Lynch’s version was weird and the Syfy channel verision looked cheap, I found things to like in both.

Wow I get to bust this out again, and more relevant this time: