It’s not Fallout 5 because I can’t decide that the main character is a child-murdering cannibal.

So just to be clear: they removed all the protections that were in place to actually protect minors, but this is still an issue.

No, his team (like he actually does anything off-camera at this point) contacted Walmart Corporate and said “give us 3 stores in this area with low sales and product in stock and he’ll visit them to boost sales.”

They look like rubber bands.

I really wish it surprised me when people didn’t understand that “freedom of speech” protects you from the government and not private businesses.

Wait, so this $3500 VR/AR headset can’t play simple VR videos?

#ActorsAgainstCremation

He’s still voicing Avery Bullock on American Dad.

Backyard Football?

Oh please give me a true-to-the-books version where Hammond dies at the end of the first one.

Oh, I didn’t say that he should, just that he needs to.

This dude seriously needs to get laid.

Madonna’s been horrible for years. It’s about time she paid for it.

That was just horrible casting regardless. He doesn’t look anything like Rodman.

Egg farts make for a great road trip.

Because talking about things that other people do in front of a camera is such a life goal.

Why would you ruin a 4Runner with a Chevy engine?

I can’t wait to see Musk’s justification for not implementing this on Tesla cars while the real reason is that he didn’t think of it.