Backyard Football?

Oh please give me a true-to-the-books version where Hammond dies at the end of the first one.

Even half would be a hell of a lot more use than they’re getting sitting on shelves in boxes.

Oh, I didn’t say that he should, just that he needs to.

This dude seriously needs to get laid.

Funko Pops are the Beanie Babies of the last decade.

Madonna’s been horrible for years. It’s about time she paid for it.

That was just horrible casting regardless. He doesn’t look anything like Rodman.

Egg farts make for a great road trip.

Because talking about things that other people do in front of a camera is such a life goal.

Why would you ruin a 4Runner with a Chevy engine?

I can’t wait to see Musk’s justification for not implementing this on Tesla cars while the real reason is that he didn’t think of it.

Robert Heinlein is rolling in his grave.

It’s like they’re actively trying to drive their franchises out of business.

They could be Altavista.

Okay, but like, do you want Bing to be your default search engine?

Then there’s the R1T, which is a cool $42k if you have to repair the unipanel.

All I want is a Double Down.