Pretty sure this was meant as a response to the comment a couple below mine regarding the size of the boat in a picture only tangentially related to the actual article.

Wasn’t he still pretending to be dead when both of those movies took place?

Without flip-up headlights it’s just a Levin.

Funny jokes and all, but they can still generate ad revenue from the sub, so it sort of completely misses the point.

Mario Rides Yoshi and Turns Into an Elephant

It’s foam rubber.

CakeAssault 2.0

I guess he’s free to gamble on this business venture.

They’d be dumb not to be, even if it’s still 8 years out.

But it was just a niche way of exploring the file system. She was just opening files.

Good. Fuck this asshole, too.

It’s a UNIX system. I know this.

The only part that doesn’t hold up - and to be fair, was ridiculous at the time, even given the subject matter - is the hacking scene.

I have a constant, slight ring. Sometimes, though, the hearing in my left ear will be completely replaced by that light ring for minutes at a time.

These people must be suffering needlessly through either over-tightened or under-comfortable headsets.