I didn’t say he’s not a good box office pull.

He really torpedoed himself over what was just an okay movie, even by his standards.

I’m sure they’ll be happy to get right on it just as soon as you can figure out how to get a steady stream of coffee feeding into a commercial ice maker.

Lost Ark is still running?

What are your thoughts on sharing a fork to eat turkey chili out of separate frisbees?

Spiders are great. It’s everything else that can fuck off.

Screw what he would eat. I want to know what cars he couldn’t eat.

I’m always interested in a good muff dive.

I challenge anyone to provide a better example of poetic justice.

What’s the classification when you strap a rocket engine to a bicycle?

Fled Europe around WWII to Brazil.

I’d never deny someone the joy of breaking their own seal.

People who think Call of Duty is a reason to buy one console over another are the real losers of the console wars.

Knowing HBO Max, though, it’s already cancelled.

I’m on board for a Warhammer series and all, but I would have been perfectly happy with a 10-season show of Cavill just talking about/playing the tabletop game with guests.

I don’t believe anyone is deserving of such vicious attacks.

Fusion. So, you know, another 200 years or so off.

I really fucking hope that the puppet is dead.