I’m sure they’ll be happy to get right on it just as soon as you can figure out how to get a steady stream of coffee feeding into a commercial ice maker.

Lost Ark is still running?

What are your thoughts on sharing a fork to eat turkey chili out of separate frisbees?

Spiders are great. It’s everything else that can fuck off.

Screw what he would eat. I want to know what cars he couldn’t eat.

I’m always interested in a good muff dive.

I challenge anyone to provide a better example of poetic justice.

What’s the classification when you strap a rocket engine to a bicycle?

Fled Europe around WWII to Brazil.

I’d never deny someone the joy of breaking their own seal.

People who think Call of Duty is a reason to buy one console over another are the real losers of the console wars.

Knowing HBO Max, though, it’s already cancelled.

I’m on board for a Warhammer series and all, but I would have been perfectly happy with a 10-season show of Cavill just talking about/playing the tabletop game with guests.

I don’t believe anyone is deserving of such vicious attacks.

Fusion. So, you know, another 200 years or so off.

I really fucking hope that the puppet is dead.

Or inconsiderate dick-holes are always inconsiderate dick-holes.

Here’s another thought: