For a minute I thought this was going to be about a remote-controlled GT3 and now I’m sad.

Didn’t they just finally confirm a Winds of Winter release date a few days ago? This article does a lot of specific complaining about the book not being released but doesn’t even mention that.

I’m confused. Are you the hotel manager or the plastic surgeon? And why were they all staying in the same hotel? Was this a Look-Like-Nicki convention?

Apparently DARE has never seen Kids.

I have “covered parking.” 

The best starting word is FARTS. Batting 1.000.

It’s not all about quantity. Quality makes all the difference. 16 GB of high quality, low latency RAM will outperform 32 GB of garbage all day.

This is like throwing a nickel at a homeless person and acting shocked when their lives aren’t changed forever.

I’ve accepted that FARTS will never be the first word a while ago.

Not only is it pretty ugly, but I feel like it’s also kind of small for a mega-yacht.

Literally, a chocolate bar and two buns that have been stuck between hamburger buns.

They're perfect for mac n cheese.

I'm 22 for 22 starting with FARTS.

I'm 22 for 22 starting with FARTS.

It showed as open on Google, sadly. It was clearly due to extenuating circumstances and not normal operations.

This happened to me yesterday in Golden, CO. The snow wasn’t nearly as deep, but I drove 30 minutes from north of Denver to go to a very specific sandwich shop only to find out it was closed (one can only assume due to either the weather or staff shortage).

But chickens don’t fly. Shouldn’t that be a Land, Land, & Sea?

These carmakers are just claiming they can’t do it now.