I mean if you spend 20 years as a deputy you’re probably a pretty shitty beat cop anyway.

I’m really, really disappointed that Ted ‘Theodore’ Logan didn’t respond to the “what number am I thinking of” question with “Sixty-nine, dude!”

I hope this piece of shit gets nailed to the wall.

Games like this aren’t meant to be 100% completed.

“It’s just so sad for all parties involved,” said Paul

Probably just a Huy Fong bottle with a Flying Goose lid to screw with people like you.

Wow, this is a super awesome piece of news for Navient to announce 3 weeks after selling my account to another company.

Both of those characters have been used recently in TV shows.

Lincoln may not actually be a good example, but he is a great example when you’re pandering to white people who want to be saviors.

Your colleagues at Deadspin (well, one of them, I guess) think that this is actually good for the Trailblazers. Obviously, this is objectively bad for Dame, but I’m curious as to your take on their take.

For all the plot and timeline issues that Gotham got screwy, they were really on-point with a lot of the characters.

I bet that direct exhaust off the turbo fucking screams.

To be fair it probably took well less than 60 seconds to steal that car.

Cars and computer components are in the same category for me as far as purchases go.

I’m just waiting for the stick sharpened at both ends.

Stephen A Smith is reason enough not to watch something.

Hey, remember when “stock car racing” meant that the race cars were stock?

Yeah, you’re right. This is a pretty tasteless article.