I mean it takes less than a second to look at the URL you’re pasting into an article to make sure it doesn’t have a timestamp on it.

You embedded the video at 1:10.

Wait, Austin, one of the bluest cities in Texas?

When Aaron Rodgers is involved we call that “calling a field goal on 4th and goal with 2 minutes left in the NFC Championship”

So basically just ban Thanksgiving, then.

You’re simply not a good movie critic, because Hook is a goddamned masterpiece, from the story, to the cast, the pacing, the sets, even the score was fantastic.

Okay but she still owes $2,890,000, so...

“If I’m this beautiful, I don’t need #1 movies to feel good about myself. If I’m this beautiful, I don’t need hit records to feel worthy of love. If I’m this beautiful, I don’t need Jada or anyone else to validate me.”

The only thing I intentionally pair with anything else is wine. I’ll drink beer/soda/water/juice/whatever else with any food.

A single? It’s an LP.

I have absolutely no doubt about Dave Grohl’s ability to not only act but even carry a movie.

Considering how quickly it cut from the initial opening of the coat to what was inside, I took it more like the pop-culture drug pushers of the 1980s with long trench coats lined with baggies of assorted drugs, more than a pervert flashing their genitalia.

You mean the pro-lifer?

And it’s just been steadily downhill ever since.

And I really thought he was the good Estevez.

I thought that we had agreed as a society that any articles regarding John Schnatter would use this image as their picture lead:

I hope they stick him with the bill. Helicopter fuel isn’t cheap.