That’s... not what’s happening.

But he's still CEO, so there's still a problem.

You might not have, I did when he started shilling for Trump.

Or the structure used by Valve, which as we all know is renowned for their transparency.

I loved it until I watched it on acid and was just sort of disappointed.

That scene in The Temple of Doom got me for a few years.

and his Guardians Of The Galaxy movies take place, appropriately, in distant galaxies

That was something like “Hell’s Cafeteria,” right?

No.

Okay but just to be clear, you have to be driving on the goddamned curb to hit that.

I could look past the narcing and even the drunk driving if he wasn’t just such a piece of shit right-wing nutjob.

Fuck Tim Allen.

At least it doesn't have Tim "The Tool" Allen.

Yeah, I prefer the automated ones that tell me when my stuff is going to be here.

At least the name is accurate. The second half of that movie is going to be fucking terrible.

A Senzu bean?

“Exact” and “around” are mutually exclusive when referring to the same number.

These cars have like... 3 goddamned faces.

Vienna hot dogs are the worst hot dogs.