Summer’s 1/3 over. How is that late?

And then almost immediately two other people compare themselves to Jews in the Holocaust.

I thought I was prepared. I was not.

There are already like 5 or 6 vaccinations that are flat-out required to be enrolled in pretty much any public school district in the country, right?

Neon White looks like a neat mashup between Mirror’s Edge and Baten Kaidos.
The Artful Escape looks bonkers and I really need to see some actual gameplay mechanics.
Solar Ash is gorgeous and looks like a ton of fun.
Stray kind of reminds me of Machinarium (and also Saga). This is a good thing.

Except that a lot of this could also be said about Musk.

I love Lithium, but they do play a few things that I will switch over to Classic Vinyl if I hear, like Kid Rock’s Bawitdabaw or anything by Hole or Dave Matthews Band.

I mean, it’s no 787B, but this will always be one of my favorite cars.

I’ve been wondering what to do with my LFX when the rest the suspension on my Impala dies.

Unfortunately, there’s no crazy-and-racist asshole offender registry to warn people of color when they’re living in close proximity to an unhinged bigot with a propensity for violence.

My friends and I always used a small piece of clear tape with a dot on it.

We’ll know they touched it!

The last time I drank on a flight (actually the last time I flew, I think), I had a 5-hour layover in Atlanta and my buddy and I went to the Delta Crown Room where I drank something like 10-12 beers. I fell asleep as we were taxiing out of the gate and I woke up right as we were making our final approach. Best flight…

Yeah, you know, I’d absolutely buy a car from a person who makes the price a joke about the vehicle instead of an accurate representation of its worth.

I mean, it’s literally described as being an anti-material (though technically it’s an anti-materiel) rifle, so... yeah? That’s exactly what it is.

It’s crazy! All it took was TWO FUCKING THOUSAND employees threatening to walk out.

This is just, like, the first on a list 10 pages long of shit they’re going to fix, right?

Infiltrator forever.