From films like The Doors and The Salton Sea to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, he’s always been one of my favorite actors. I’m stoked.

Man, I’d really love to give Rand Paul the ol’ Richard Spencer.

My family had a dog when I was in high school that - unless everyone in the house was currently in the kitchen where her bowl was - would take each mouthful of food into the living room (also the entrance and most central room in the house), dump it onto the coffee table, and proceed to eat it one piece at a time,…

Don’t you think it’s interesting that as soon as he was being prosecuted he suddenly needed a walker?

“Press F to Pay Respects” is fun and all, but it’s no Press X to Jason.

That’s.... a lot of plastic.

I mean, is it perfect? A tribute to Ridley Scott and Orson Scott Card using two names that aren’t “Scott” seems... inefficient?

When I was learning to drive my father took me to an empty community college parking lot on the weekend. Not near our house where our neighbor had a pool.

 Holy shit. I hope this batshit pile of crazy loses her kid. God damn.

And her child. Fuck.

It’s still a ton of useful raw materials that are going to end up in a dump or otherwise destroyed out of “principle” instead of being recycled back into useful products when the industry is dealing with mass scarcity, so... It still sucks?

Booker’s too busy out there hugging Jrue to be thinking about a Kardashian.

When method acting goes too far.

If you hadn’t lost faith in Cannes before...

Just a full 2 hours where they take over the entire town with paintball guns.

Creepy hair sniffing?