including Budweiser, Coors, Miller Lite, and the king of all beers, Natty Light

All of those teachers are vaccinated.

Because the basket is raised, the bacon wouldn’t be simmering in its own grease, either

“We can just build this on the existing structure, right?”

Probably not the only thing that person lost that day.

“What do we call you now?? Is it still Falcon?! Or is it Captain Falcon?

Oh, cool! Another reason to love the C3.

If scientists discovered a vaccine for autism, do you think that the anti-vaxxers’ heads would explode?

Because it hasn’t been in my tri-weekly webcomic roundup for 12 years and nobody I’ve talked to has mentioned it?

Man, I completely forgot about 8BT.

Oh god, that’s just a ton of sauce? I thought it was an egg.

They sell trampolines with hand rails so you can just go crazy.

Damn. That looks pretty cool. I’ll have to check it out.

Okay but can we get it rotoscoped? He’s just starting to look... weird. It’s hard to put my finger on but something about his face is just off.

Reminds me of someone wearing an Egyptian postiche