I’m just glad Charlie wasn’t in the car.

I’m really glad that Tiger’s going to survive, even if his career is over.

Eh, seems pretty on-brand for JK and WB these days.

What if you wrapped it around the other way, perpendicular to the tire, threaded through the wheel?

Sure, but that doesn’t mean I have to be okay with it or buy their products.

Walmarts are closed in some areas.

As much as I love Blizzard’s IPs even up through Overwatch, I still can’t get over the whole kowtowing to China’s fascist claims to Hong Kong thing.

There Is No Cow Level.

I don’t know that it’s so much weird as much as it is mind-boggling that they’d expect to get any response beyond “come back with a Supreme Court subpoena.”

The headline of this article made me laugh uncontrollably for 2 minutes. The idea of Valve turning over any sales info is literally laughable. They’d have an easier time getting Trump’s tax returns.

Their shakes are good.

“Are you challenging me? Are you a challenger? Are you challenging me to make a Challenger joke? Because it’s too soon and too sad and I don’t really have a good one.”

If I lived next to Ted Cruz, I would have eaten $30 of Taco Bell chased down by a bottle of Tequila and just shit all over his front porch.

Quite comically, the turbo’s blow-off valve has its own exhaust pipe which exits through a hole in the hood.

Nothing says “this car had the shit beaten out of it hooning” like a missing front bumper.

I mean the idea that anyone can “win” with the internet is a little ill-conceived.

The Republican Party:

Damn, I’ll take any opportunity I can to talk shit about that rapist, but even I think that’s in bad taste.

But does he do shadow-kicks?