If they wanted to really be cyberpunk, CD Projekt Red would just release the files themselves instead of kowtowing to some dickweasels who were holding them for ransom.

Nobody that lives anywhere that isn’t New Jersey has ever considered New Jersey the “Pizza Capital of the World.”

If you’re going to drop a high-revving engine into a Mazda (in reference to your Mazda 3) and you go with a Honda motorcycle engine, someone should immediately relieve you of your Mazda ownership and burn it.

Police Almost Drive Man to His Death Over 8 Pints of Icecream.

E) But they read Kotaku, and other gaming news platforms that reported on it.

That ending was just... *chef’s kiss*

I think I have more games than that in my library that I’ve never even installed.

The official twitter account also called him the “Crown Prince of Crime.”

I love his music but he really has become just insufferable in his old age.

This sounds like someone fired up Thesaurus.com and just didn’t really look at what they were copy-pasting.

Is Jerry Phillips drifting in and out of consciousness?

I’m honestly impressed she didn’t chuckle as they were read out loud.

I prefer this one, though I’m bummed I couldn’t find a better quality version:

This is a monumentally stupid person who did a monumentally stupid thing and thinks that someone else should pay for it.

I feel sorry for Dr. Sweet in that he apparently read this garbage book twice. Is he okay? That’s got to have some lasting health effects.

I mean, the only game that’s ever had an even remotely realistic inventory was Alone in the Dark.

Yeah, that’s not really good design on Microsoft’s part as it is fucking horrible design on Sony’s part.

I think it’s an industry standard that if you have to follow an NPC, your movement speed has to be either 50% of theirs or 30% higher than theirs.

It happens probably more than you’d expect. I can’t recall the titles off the top of my head but I remember this being an issue for me in several games.