I’ve driven an automatic for a few years now and my hand still rests on the shifter any time two hands aren’t necessary on the wheel.

The only baseball game I ever really enjoyed was Super Baseball 2020.

How long has your friend been driving around this car with no brake lights or windshield wipers and why do these things seem like they’re not a high on your (or their) priority list to fix? Driving around without either in anything but ideal (and cop-free) conditions is a recipe for disaster.

I actually enjoyed most of the required reading in school. There were a few exceptions, though. Great Expectations and Watership Down are both well-written, horribly boring atrocities.

There’s only one plant-based powder that can replace coffee, and it’s not made from dandelions.

Thing is, most 7-11 stores are franchised, so whether or not they acquire or maintain a liquor license is left to the private owner. I’ve never seen one that didn’t sell at least beer, though.

It really blows my mind that these movies were made by the same guy that did the Desperado trilogy and Sin City.

Holy shit. TIL that Glenn Close played the pirate that went into the Boo-Box in Hook when adult Peter first meets Captain Hook.

I think Hart has more of the range (and size, for that matter) to play Clap-Trap.

Technically “what happens in the books” includes the creation of the universe, so...

Also, let me tell you about this little game we play

Ah, penis puppetry. The oft-forgotten cousin of cock magic.

Jesus, that interview sounds like the insane ramblings of our former president.

There’s only one song any dad ever needs.

Firefly was good and all, but nothing has been able to capture Alan Tudyk’s charm better than Doom Patrol.

I’ll be honest, I forgot that Kevin Kline was a person.

Gabe Newell is turning into a hobbit.

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