If you haven’t read it, allow me to highly recommend the short story “The Things” by Peter Watts. It’s the story of The Thing from the Thing’s perspective.

this is not very encouraging!!!!!!! BE NICER TO ME, A NEW MOM!!!

St. John's is 30 for 37, it's not exactly evenly matched.

In this version, the Devil wins and the Oriole is sent to hell for an indeterminate period ranging from the next decade to the heat death of the universe.

“The devil went down to Baltimore
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
‘Cause he was way behind
And he was willin’ to make a deal

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

The Ilied

“Sanders plans to relax with her family in July.”

The adventures of Huckleberry Fib.

John Milton Bradley

George Brett Harte

Shel Silver Sluggerstein

Lord By-Ron Guidry

Mari-John-o Donne-can

e.r.a. cummings

Go Yard Kipling

Billy shut it all down with “Homer,” but I thought we had a good run.

I mean, we have literal evidence that Snyder can’t see the forest for the trees. 

Okay, so maybe dogs do technically have knees. But I think we are all in agreement that dogs cannot, in fact, look up. That’s just science.

Whichever one took David Eckstein’s roster spot. Now there’s a Cardinal with some grit!