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Cat behaviorist and former vet nurse here. Consult a shelter staff and ask (or look up) how to slowly introduce two cats. I worked at shelter with at least ten thousand (yes, that many) cats and I’ve asked new adopters to please let me know how it works for them. The method was given rave reviews and never heard

This sounds so dumb as to be insulting but opening the windows is the ONLY way I’ve found to get that stench out. I’m in New England so sometimes it’s more like lock cats in the living rooms and open the doors instead cause the windows are frozen shut.

Yes, that would be selfish. I know it sucks but you really need to leave him alone.

Why would something bad happen? Do you think you’re just finding an excuse to message him? I had absolutely no self control when it came to texting a recent break up... I changed the name in my phone to something like “he doesn’t want to talk” which helped me get over the first week! Good luck, I know it sucks.

Address it. It’s not really normal to withhold affection or be grumpy towards your partner based on a haircut. If he had a strong sexual preference for longer hair, that’s something he should have told you about long ago. If he’s defaulting to negative reinforcement instead of proactive communication, that’s something

My guy is actually some kind of Ragdoll mutt - at least, I think. He looks like one except his eyes are not blue and he has the personality, just a little more fiesty. That is a good idea, to maybe just buy another Ragdoll. Kind of want to adopt if possible tho...

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

I don’t know why but he reminds me of that time when everyone thought Mr. Burns was an alien.

It bears noting that Watergate took 2 years to fully play out. This will likely take months if not years.

Talk about everything. Courtesy is important! Express daily your appreciation and love. If a distance opens, address it immediately. Never, ever say things in a fight just to hurt. There are only 2 votes in a marriage between 2 people, no one else gets a say. If there is any topic that you are scared to bring up with

One of them left? I didn’t know that but it makes me so happy to hear. The Duggars exploited their children for years to turn a profit. I’m not sure where the distinction lies between Quiverful “movement” and “cult”, and suspect it’s largely semantic. If there’s a silver lining to their family’s TV popularity, it may

Do you understand the kind of brainwashing that woman has been subject to for her entire life? People in Quiverfull circles actually think that divorce is worse than murder. She’s under incredible pressure from both sides of the family to “forgive” him. And since she’s probably been homeschooled her entire life until

Yep, and not just espionage, but illegal collusion with Obama’s White House to interfere in an election. Pot calling the kettle, no?!

I view him more as a kid playing a make believe game (the floor is lava), but keeps fucking up and “losing”, and instead of accepting it he just comes up absurd excuses (Nuh-uh, I was wearing a cape that gives me heat resistance and can shoot missiles. BROOSH! I just blew up what you’re standing on, you have to fall

Don’t click, snowflake.

New “castles” are popping up in the least expected places

It’s an alternative castle. Welcome to 2017!

Hell no, hauntings are a bonus.

I work for an American university. We issued a warning for students to NOT leave because we’re not sure they’d be able to get back in.

“We can’t leave a girl behind.”