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Of course we are.

“What do you mean it’s upside down? It looks fine to me. MAYBE YOU’RE UPSIDE DOWN!! DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT??”

I don’t believe for a second he isn’t a drinker.

I enjoy seeing how much he has aged these last few weeks. Of course, I am doing my best not to age myself....

It probably doesn’t help you then that the media seems to mostly use deeply unflattering photos of 45. But that small rebellion by our nation’s photojournalists gives me just a wee bit of joy every time.

My dear old Gran’ma once told me “Stir biscuits as if each stroke takes a year off your life.” And damn if it doesn’t work.

hi everyone, a few weeks ago i linked an article highlighting upcoming elections that could help swing things towards the dems. I’m happy to bring you the result of one election in Delaware, A WIN BABY! Plus, the articles mentions how people are becoming more engaged at the local level. So keep doing what you’re

You shouldn’t even respond to men who ask. Any guy who doesn’t open by trying to strike up a conversation about something that he read in your profile isn’t worth your time in all likelihood.

Throw this little wrinkly sack of shit in jail. Nobody wants your traitorous ass in the government, you piece of scum.

I chuckled...have a star.

Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougars Meloncamp. Carry on.

My husband’s ex-wife was notorious for tripping and falling onto penises. SHe did it a LOT.

Gross, really? Well to each her own.

I’ve never found Kimmel to be funny or amusing in the slightest.

If you meet him personally in Dallas at random restaurants, he’s the most gracious, happy person. I really do believe he got caught up in his neoconservative cabinet, which doesn’t exonerate him, but does explain how he’s totally devoted himself to Wounded Warriors now. He also picked some great judges that are

Bannon is more evil but Cheney wielded more power.

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It’s amazing. Dubya—as dumb as he is— actually can form coherent thoughts and complete sentences.

dude.

They call the show “Hollywood Medium” because it’s not well done.