This one looks promising

Nissan Versa, because it’s the cheapest new car on sale today at $11,990. This thing new is cheaper than most used cars. Just looking at it I feel bored.

Replacing one cosmetic panel on a car that’s almost 50 years old and made of thin metal isn’t exactly what I’d call a rust bucket. Yeah, that’s rust free.

Rust-free where it counts, meaning no welding necessary and not structural. The kind of rust pictured is child’s play.

A car’s in development for four to seven years before it hits the market (unless you’re Alfa Romeo). They had to have started realizing they weren’t going to hit their emissions targets earlier on in the development cycle of these engines, so I’m placing my bet that 2006 is the year they said “well, what if we just…

The bottom spec rental econoshitbox:

Every fucker that ever rolled coal is at least as complicit. Probably more so.

By any chance did you run them on a dyno? Because I hear that cleans them up :)

This is a criminally-underrated comment, my friend.

Not sure if they’re handling anything. In my mind I see a pile of manure hitting a monster fan and some guy with a baseball glove trying to grab the bits flying out of it.

Tavarish has something for you tomorrow.

Kicked right in the VAG!

I would have also accepted, “something smells fishy with the VAG.”

Volkswagen US CEO admits, “ we Fahrvergnügened up”

So good to see someone admit guilt, avoid an expensive trial and just show up in handcuffs at the door of FPC Montgomery, ready to do his time.

what a refreshingly honest approach to admitting having been dishonest.

I don’t think I followed your directions properly but I found the real solution:

You're in the UK so at a high level - yes.

I owned a 370Z back in 2011 and I do miss it at times. It was the bright blue one so it really stood out on the road. I had kids and teenagers take photos of it as I drove past. I had bus drivers compliment it at stop lights. My girlfriend eventually figured out how to get out of it without showing her ass to the…