Jay Z has always been about making money for Jay Z, first and foremost. He may do other things occasionally, but at the end of the day, he’ll do what he thinks will make him the most money.
Never forget that Russell Simmons took Jay-Z to Occupy Wall St., only to have Jay Z turn around and make the “Occupy All Streets”…

For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

The woman who’s alt-country band and acting thing flamed out in LA, but feels just right in a third-floor open mic on Broadway.

The blonde-haired, blue eyed girl who lists her ethnicity as “Native American”

I can’t wait for the Seattle Raisins You Thought Were Chocolate Chips!

Is it possible to register a 40 time of NULL?

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

The most damning thing I can think of about the Titans is that, on any Sporcle quiz in which you need to identify NFL teams, the Titans are always the least-guessed.

Many point out that preventing users from turning off the status light just means that potential thieves and villains will be able to spot the cameras more easily

This doesn’t strike me as a complaint that anyone would make sincerely without also being a creep.

Although I suppose the person could also be…

My Mom had all girls and “boy moms” used to annoy her so much. They all seemed to assume that being loud, messy, and roughhousing was something only boys did. She would frequently point out that my sisters and I did all of those things (especially the story where my middle sister and I were fighting and fell onto the…

The last time someone dealt with the Knicks, Suns, and Hornets on successive days, it ended with three days of darkness and the death of their firstborn.

I want the ones that make my chompers look like they’re the city walls around Toothopolis fending off the Cavity Creeps. What do they call that product?

So conflicted.

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

The human version of this is a worm that controls a person and makes him/her plant a garden and use feces as fertilizer, then sell the produce at a farmer’s market, thereby finding a new host. A zombie nation is a nation of farmer’s markets. 

What a shocker, the image cuts off before you can see the feet.

Hey - let’s not exaggerate.

Browns Marketing Executives: “Well, that #dp promotion sure didn’t work. I wonder how our new Browns-branded debit card with unlimited withdrawals from automated teller machines is being received on social media. Hey Kyle, let’s put the feed back up but change the search to Brown ATM, ok?”