This is great Kinja. 

I guess the marketing wizards at MLB couldn’t convince him to forgo his national celebrity and certain first round NFL draft status for the glitz and glamour of bus rides in single-A ball. 

He was just feeling some economic anxiety.

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

Ha ha ha you’re out of touch so hilarious

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

I want to marry this post. I’ve been living on this plantation for decades and the righteous rage against our Congressional overlords has never diminished one bit over this time. It always pissed me off that the Tea Party Patriot label, which we fucking deserve because of actual taxation without representation, was…

You have a wife?  You must be quite the Cazenovia. 

Now, I’m not a basketball coach and my playing days peaked in high school, but I feel like No. 11 probably shouldn’t have inbounded the ball directly to an opposing player for a clean look at a three in that instance.

Or at least sign her TO the team. I mean, she can dunk.

When it comes to late night drunk/stoned meals, I loved Jack In The Box’s stoner boxes or whatever they’re called. Burgers with nacho cheese on ‘em and shit.

The carpet should match the coach:

It’s sweet that you think Ernest Cline is aware of stuff outside of the 1980s

Does this look like the hair of a man who has literally any ability to even be aware he’s made a mistake, let alone admit to one?

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

Cole Fisher started shit and, as the prophecy foretold, got hit