This is great Kinja. 

I guess the marketing wizards at MLB couldn’t convince him to forgo his national celebrity and certain first round NFL draft status for the glitz and glamour of bus rides in single-A ball. 

He was just feeling some economic anxiety.

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

Generally speaking, a test should somewhat resemble the end result in terms of form and function. The bumpiness is one thing, but being a non-autonomous vehicle that’s slightly modified from a regular car instead of a fully autonomous vehicle that can transport 3-4 times as many people is another.

Oh fuck off.

Clearly, the “commenter” is long on Tesla and hopes that by continuously posting dumb ad hominem attacks against people that make fun of Elon Musk, the “commenter” will either “make money” or be thought of as “cool.” The sheer sanctimony and desperate starfuckerism indicates why this person thinks their “opinions” are…

No, the author is making a very accurate and correct take on a normal ass tunnel that’s worse than every other vehicular tunnel that’s been built in the last 25 years.

Elon Musk over-promises and under-delivers.

Dude, it’s an underground tunnel. We already have those, and they don’t require an elevator, or training wheels.  I’m all for trying new things, but this is a half-assed attempt at best.  

I too am glad someone is finally trying motorized vehicles on underground tracks. A sort of subterranean way of doing things. Why didn’t anyone think of this before?

Ha ha ha you’re out of touch so hilarious

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

I want to marry this post. I’ve been living on this plantation for decades and the righteous rage against our Congressional overlords has never diminished one bit over this time. It always pissed me off that the Tea Party Patriot label, which we fucking deserve because of actual taxation without representation, was…

You have a wife?  You must be quite the Cazenovia. 

Now, I’m not a basketball coach and my playing days peaked in high school, but I feel like No. 11 probably shouldn’t have inbounded the ball directly to an opposing player for a clean look at a three in that instance.

When it comes to late night drunk/stoned meals, I loved Jack In The Box’s stoner boxes or whatever they’re called. Burgers with nacho cheese on ‘em and shit.

The carpet should match the coach: