I was working at a Williams-Sonoma here in New York City about ten years ago when Stewart came in to sign her latest book for the un-washed masses. At one point, she was coming out of our public restroom, and looked at me with theatrical disgust and said, “That restroom is filthy.” I had to bite my tongue to keep…
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Ah, the movie theater nap. One of the best naps IMO
Other good naps:
- “Long ride on a half-empty bus” nap
- “2nd Quarter of mid-afternoon NFL game” nap
- “Got off early from work and napped until exactly when I would have gotten home” nap
And there’s a bonus episode with readings from Scott Walker’s god-awful book
The most recent Chapo Trap House has a fantastic chat with Will Somner talking about Jacob Wohl turning into a corncob.
Go fuck yourself you stupid MRA piece of shit.
I always thought that Apu should have finally used his engineering degree and gotten a job at either Burns’s nuclear power plant as Homer’s supervisor, or at either Springfield University or Springfield A&M and become Lisa’s mentor.
I’m not so sure that’s the case with a). One way to do that would be to have an episode where it turns out Apu has been “exaggerating” his voice for years, because he came to Springfield in a more racist time and wanted to seem less threatening. Then have it switch over to the Indian voice actor voice, and go from…
This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!
pretty sexist to describe a 28 year old female journalist as a child
The Indians reportedly warned the Red Sox of a staffer named Kyle McLaughlin prior to the ALCS.
EVERY streaming service has a beat to hell copy of TSROD, AKA Count Dracula and his Vampire Brides. It’s in the public domain and easily the worst Hammer film ever made. Lee had had it so much at this point he vowed to never play Dracula again and the film effectively drove Cushing into retirement, at least until…
I love the format for this piece.
For some reason I can’t help imagining GRRM hovering near the boundary in a bicycle pedal-powered homemade gyrocopter, with a pair of binoculars and a notepad.
“Tom Wilson has caused more brain damage on ice than any Canadian since the Nunuvat Inuit tribe was at the peak of their seal hunting in the 1800s, baby”- Dennis Miller probably whatever
Every time I buy chicken thighs I’m reminded of why I don’t buy them more often: It takes half a fucking hour to trim all the goddamned fat off of them. I was hungry when I started. Now I’m hangry and I haven’t even gotten the meat in to the fucking pan! Fuck! Why do I have to cook this shit? I’m hungry now. Can I…
It’s always nice to be told I don’t understand the subject matter by someone who didn’t understand the article.
The origin of the helmet concept pictured:
Finally! People fired up about the green wave!
This sounds like the classic finger-pointing exercise you’d expect from a company with an software development (or any IT function) mentality.