I think the running for president question is misleading. Like if I actually had to do real, honest campaigning (like the data driven, bland ass shit Hilary did) I’d kill myself within the hour. But if I got to run and govern like Trump (just say and do what the fuck ever?!), easy.

Knock it off, Ted.

Also, Nostalgia Critic brought up a great point when he reviewed the show.

Ed Werder looks like the guy who eats alone at Mexican restaurants and calls the waitress by her first name and says “por favor” when asking for more chips.

Do those numbers only include actual architects?

Mother does not approve of your salty language, Drew.

It’s entirely possible that McDaniels arrived in Indy, started driving through the city, saw all 6 blocks that it had to offer and turned the fuck around.

Vice President O’Douls

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

If I’m getting incentive money, you bet I’m swinging for extra bases on a position player.

we want players who care about the name on the front of the jersey more than the name on the back of the jersey

Disagree, it remains the perfect show to watch when you’re drunk out of your mind in a hotel room with only a basic cable package at your disposal

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives has probably worn out its welcome, but ask any of the restaurant owners that he has visited and they almost universally have great things to say about him, not just about the spike in business, but genuinely say he is encouraging, supportive and genuinely a nice guy in general.

Seriously, wth

This is fucked up.

This needs a 30 for 30.

This is horseshit, I need *new* Deadcast EMERGENCY PODCAST content.

A few years back I was at a Cubs game out in the bleachers, when I witnessed a group of exceptionally drunk 50 year olds cheering on their shaved head friend as he took a nacho helmet and placed it on top of his head. To this day I can’t shake the image of him slowly and purposely pushing it down and the cascade of…

*JR voice* “Bah god, he hit him with the plastic patio chair!”