It’s sweet that you think Ernest Cline is aware of stuff outside of the 1980s

Does this look like the hair of a man who has literally any ability to even be aware he’s made a mistake, let alone admit to one?

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

Cole Fisher started shit and, as the prophecy foretold, got hit

I was working at a Williams-Sonoma here in New York City about ten years ago when Stewart came in to sign her latest book for the un-washed masses. At one point, she was coming out of our public restroom, and looked at me with theatrical disgust and said, “That restroom is filthy.” I had to bite my tongue to keep…

Ah, the movie theater nap. One of the best naps IMO

Other good naps:
- “Long ride on a half-empty bus” nap
- “2nd Quarter of mid-afternoon NFL game” nap
- “Got off early from work and napped until exactly when I would have gotten home” nap

And there’s a bonus episode with readings from Scott Walker’s god-awful book

The most recent Chapo Trap House has a fantastic chat with Will Somner talking about Jacob Wohl turning into a corncob.

Go fuck yourself you stupid MRA piece of shit.

I always thought that Apu should have finally used his engineering degree and gotten a job at either Burns’s nuclear power plant as Homer’s supervisor, or at either Springfield University or Springfield A&M and become Lisa’s mentor.

I’m not so sure that’s the case with a). One way to do that would be to have an episode where it turns out Apu has been “exaggerating” his voice for years, because he came to Springfield in a more racist time and wanted to seem less threatening. Then have it switch over to the Indian voice actor voice, and go from…

This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!

pretty sexist to describe a 28 year old female journalist as a child

The Indians reportedly warned the Red Sox of a staffer named Kyle McLaughlin prior to the ALCS.

EVERY streaming service has a beat to hell copy of TSROD, AKA Count Dracula and his Vampire Brides. It’s in the public domain and easily the worst Hammer film ever made.  Lee had had it so much at this point he vowed to never play Dracula again and the film effectively drove Cushing into retirement, at least until…

I love the format for this piece.

Every year at Halloween I re-watch the ultimate in terror, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.

For some reason I can’t help imagining GRRM hovering near the boundary in a bicycle pedal-powered homemade gyrocopter, with a pair of binoculars and a notepad.