“Tom Wilson has caused more brain damage on ice than any Canadian since the Nunuvat Inuit tribe was at the peak of their seal hunting in the 1800s, baby”- Dennis Miller probably whatever  

Every time I buy chicken thighs I’m reminded of why I don’t buy them more often: It takes half a fucking hour to trim all the goddamned fat off of them. I was hungry when I started. Now I’m hangry and I haven’t even gotten the meat in to the fucking pan! Fuck! Why do I have to cook this shit? I’m hungry now. Can I…

It’s always nice to be told I don’t understand the subject matter by someone who didn’t understand the article.

The origin of the helmet concept pictured:

Finally! People fired up about the green wave!

This sounds like the classic finger-pointing exercise you’d expect from a company with an software development (or any IT function) mentality.

I think the running for president question is misleading. Like if I actually had to do real, honest campaigning (like the data driven, bland ass shit Hilary did) I’d kill myself within the hour. But if I got to run and govern like Trump (just say and do what the fuck ever?!), easy.

Knock it off, Ted.

Also, Nostalgia Critic brought up a great point when he reviewed the show.

Ed Werder looks like the guy who eats alone at Mexican restaurants and calls the waitress by her first name and says “por favor” when asking for more chips.

Do those numbers only include actual architects?

Mother does not approve of your salty language, Drew.

It’s entirely possible that McDaniels arrived in Indy, started driving through the city, saw all 6 blocks that it had to offer and turned the fuck around.

Vice President O’Douls

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

If I’m getting incentive money, you bet I’m swinging for extra bases on a position player.

we want players who care about the name on the front of the jersey more than the name on the back of the jersey

Disagree, it remains the perfect show to watch when you’re drunk out of your mind in a hotel room with only a basic cable package at your disposal

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives has probably worn out its welcome, but ask any of the restaurant owners that he has visited and they almost universally have great things to say about him, not just about the spike in business, but genuinely say he is encouraging, supportive and genuinely a nice guy in general.