Seriously, wth

This is fucked up.

This needs a 30 for 30.

This is horseshit, I need *new* Deadcast EMERGENCY PODCAST content.

A few years back I was at a Cubs game out in the bleachers, when I witnessed a group of exceptionally drunk 50 year olds cheering on their shaved head friend as he took a nacho helmet and placed it on top of his head. To this day I can’t shake the image of him slowly and purposely pushing it down and the cascade of…

*JR voice* “Bah god, he hit him with the plastic patio chair!”

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

Hey, what’s up guys, shit sucks huh?

That one, the one where Robin wants a high school yearbook superlative...any episode where Robin gets crazy capitalistic is a treat.

At one point Robin makes a life-size statue of Batman out of chocolate candy and growls “FUDGE BATMAN!”*

*This is a lie but is absolutely something I’d expect from one of the billion episodes of TTG

But does anyone drop the F-bomb? Because that’s apparently what direction the “Titans” universe is headed -_- 

While most of the NFL is concerned with section 12-2-8, Bears fans should look at 25 or 6 to 4.

“F*CK BATMAN... and DC’s new streaming service.”

“I hate the kind of person that your whore Warner/DC turned me into.”

“You want Young Justice, but not our shitty gridmark Titans? Well, tough! In for a penny in for a pound. Of course you should just find the bootlegs online. But you don’t have the balls for that, do ya, Fanboy!?!”

...between the comics and its other exclusive shows, there’s probably more than enough value to get people to sign up when the DC Universe service goes live later this fall.

By Grabthar’s Hammer, f*** that indeed.

Teen Titans No!

Goddamnit! Fuck you, Zack Snyder for your continued influence on one of my favorite characters of all time. This is not Dick Grayson and not something I’m going to watch.