Found the defensive MAGA asshole

“We don’t know what happened before the video starts,though.”

1. Whenever the local city fireworks are

6. 1 a.m.

1. Half past never o’clock 

“Bingo!”

Arena events featuring aging, balding fat guys beating each other up is what will revitalize the heartland and bring places like Kokomo, Indiana into the 21st century economy. 

This is sickening. What kind of top-flight soccer league schedules games during the World Cup? But seriously, good for him. 

Yes!  My first thought was that she was going for the camera.  Then I was like, “Where the hell is she going?” We soon found out...

really underselling the “throwing chips? that’s a tasing” interaction

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

“All right, my boy’s staying put! Let’s run it back!”

Breaking: Cleveland’s spirit

Hey, you just perfectly illustrated the difference between DS and Barstool commenters. Good job.

His nose looks like my labradoodle’s nutsack.

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

Does every episode still feature this: