And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

he does, however, live in a Tudor house - one in the front, one in the back.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

“It’s not my fault I’m lazy and didn’t do basic research before making a totally unfounded assumption,” says local asshole

No one at AVClub is even trying to say that they’ve seen the movie...

Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

Hey, settle down, John. Don’t worry, everyone still thinks you were great in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

Somewhere Alex Jones is nodding vigorously as he removes his shirt. However, that’s not related to this story.

[Alarm bells ring in AMC as they struggle to find another person still willing to watch The Walking Dead.]

This fight should have been sponsored by dead doves, because I dont know what Dana expected

Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

100% BBC cuckold porn and no one is surprised.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

In the internet age, it’s rare to see a telephone toughguy anymore.

We arrived at work this morning to find this fantastic message, left by a caller in the Bay Area

Waaait a minute... these games aren’t funny at all! I’ve been had!

Does your employer engage in the political act of playing the anthem at the start of your workday? And did your employer allow itself to get bullied into its decision by a U.S. President with a stated interest in stoking outrage and division?

It’s underwhelming. But it’s also really short, which is perfect for the attention spans of his new MAGA-chud fanbase.

Better solution. Every year the fans get to pick one player and one owner to face off in the octagon for five minutes.

Yeah, also Clayton’s description of his reiterating the slavery comments with “remorse” is an interesting way to describe him doubling down and doing a Wahlberg (paraphrasing “imagine if it were Ye on one of my wild-out days”).