Shooting stats in games reffed by that crew would look something like:

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

Peter Funt is 70 years old. He overestimates his agility to dodge a line drive.

Tanaka had nothing to do with it. Chris Sale was pitching so the Red Sox offense took the night off.

The Red Sox have scored 4 runs for Sale this year. Sale had given up 0 ER through 8 and for some reason Boston sent him back out for the 9th down 0-1. His last start he gave up 0 ER through 8 and Kimbrel blew the save…

Who was the rich guy running for president who claimed that his wealth was a benefit to the American people because it made him impervious to bribery? Was it Rockefeller or Forbes?

Wade was fantastic tonight,

“Of course illegal aliens are dangerous, listen to these three anecdotes.”

I also enjoy the idea that one can “debate” with an Ann Coulter or a Richard Spencer.

Well, as long as I don’t have these in my appletini, I should be okay.

Let’s remember some logos:

I saw this neat play, liked it, and wanted to show it to more people. Don’t be a wang.

We’re big fans of a not very good basketball team.

This is a big deal beyond this fake sports league. I am really hesitant for my kids to play games online specifically because of the misplaced profanity and racism. Note, I’m not opposed to well-placed profanity.

He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

The big concern for Hill is that the very pitch that makes him great—his curveball—is the pitch that requires extreme friction on his habitually irritated middle finger.

I’m maybe (actually, “probably”) giving Barkley too much credit here, but I took his comments to mean “we shouldn’t be sitting here looking in at his grief. It’s wrong, this guy needs to be with his family, not thrust into being a spectacle for thousands in person, and millions on TV.” Which is how I felt. Maybe he…

OTOH, TNT Commentator Shaquille O’Neal eloquently expressed what many fans were feeling over Thomas’ loss he said “Mrrump grmmhrm huunpmhrs drmmmhuhnnp urhmp.”

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.