Made it 36 seconds. What do I win?

Madonna is great. I also think The Secret Of Elena's Tomb is worth keeping.

Worlds Apart has aged quite well.

I respect and fully support your weird, un-alphabetical ordering.

T-lists all day, T-lists in every way.

It's all Shakespeare's fault for creating the Lady Macbeth archetype.

Loose Canon is a consistently excellent series. The 2-part video on 9/11 had one of the best explanations I've ever seen as to why people reacted so violently against Man of Steel.

She's too hot to poop.

That's the first one with Umbridge, right? Yet another secondary antagonist who is far more interesting than the series' main villain.

You gotta roll 3 or lower.

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban

YES. That scene rules, and it's an awesome shoutout from Spike to have it in there.

Shit, if Do The Right Thing were made today you'd have to have Radio Raheem get capped at point blank range with his hands up while he's fully cooperating with the police.

*tosses a trash can through a pizzeria window*

Rooney Mara is so clearly, obviously a better actor than Kate Mara and yet, I enjoy watching Kate so much more. This makes no sense and I won't defend it.

Then there's that awesome, psychotic/ridiculous Damon Albarn soundtrack. Ravenous is a classic.

In a totally different episode, some other smarmy little shit somehow appeared on Tim's show and said it should be called "Fool Time". And it was similarly treated as the ultimate burn, demanding the kid get his comeuppance. I can't remember how it resolved. Tim did something halfway-competent on his show or whatever.

One of my favorite cameos in that movie. "I used to suck dick for coke!"

Proud of your shitpost, little man?

"One Hit Wonderland" is a national treasure. Some of that stuff I was AROUND for, and it's STILL impossible to believe it ever got as big as it was. Mainly because so many of them just straight-up disappeared.