"Turn It Off" is one of those songs that just might make me cry if I hear it at the right/wrong moment.

Is Kalisto injured? There seemed to be some lack of follow-up on that storyline with Corbin bullying him backstage.

I love how they straddled the kayfabe/reality line with Dean and Renee both making passing references to their relationship without directly acknowledging it. "I don't care what YOU think, sometimes" was a nice little moment. Even a Lunatic can show his woman some respect.

Dean's role-model advice to the kids in the audience was great: "Always walk away from a confrontation. But if you can't walk away, fight dirty. Go for the throat, the groin, the eyes". And just casually mentioning "I might have to take out AJ Styles' kneecaps with a tire iron" was awesome.

God, that sounds awful. My problem is way more stupid than yours — I simply can't keep up with them. I refuse to go with a snorkel, and I always get stuck next to a guy who is using one and he's just dusting me. I feel so slow and pathetic. I know I should ignore my competitive instincts when it comes to this kind of…

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Jobs may come and go, but schaudenfreude stays strong forever.

I cried this week. I'd had a dream about her the night before, and it was wonderful, so I spent the day basically crying because it wasn't real, couldn't be, never had been. I cried for all that we had and all that it should have become.

Ehhh, calling a celebrity breakup is like betting on the house in blackjack.

For someone who got (unfairly) tagged as a one-trick MPDG early and often, she's shown a remarkable ability to reinvent herself time and again. When her movie career started losing some traction, she turned to music. When the novelty of that project started to die down, she deftly transitioned to headlining a TV…

How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?

Every album they've made has a legitimate claim to being their best. It's A Series Of Sneaks hands down, though.

Hell, I remember the first time I heard "Zou Bisou Bisou" thinking Damn, this could've been a Stereolab song.

Fairly or unfairly, I will always associate Is This It with Jimmy Eat World's Bleed American as the last big pre-9/11 rock records. Toxicity by System Of A Down and the Gorillaz debut were in the mix there too.

Nice to meet you, Other Last Person On Earth Still Using Last.fm.

a-ha have other songs! Check out their James Bond theme.

Bye, Felicia!

Do bands like Alexisonfire still exist? Angsty early millenial vaguely aggressive rock music? I'm sure they do.

I always knew I'd have to keep this letter in my back pocket. You can't stop us from pointlessly distracting ourselves from discussing your blog post, Modell!