They have a lot of bad songs, but "All You Need Is Love" is the only one that's straight-up fucking terrible.

Yeah, but "Sexy Sadie" sucks worse than those.

Who's the REAL 1500-ton shameless millenial here? Not I. Not…. I.

HEALTH SHIT

Win-win either way. If it's good, hooray. If it sucks, we'll always have the good first season.

Is anyone NOT the heart of this show? Yeah, maybe one or two of them. But besides that?

When she's not onscreen, all the characters should be asking etc.

I think at a younger age it's still really hard to separate looks from chemistry. They seem interchangeable when you haven't had much experience actually TALKING to attractive people. I remember the first time I was like "Hmm, this person didn't seem that interesting at first glance, but the more we talk…" and just…

Oof, I relate to the next person thing so much. I'm such a serial crusher. And if I'm not careful about maintaining distance, shit really starts flying fanwards.

I relate to this entirely, except that I've gotten over the whole "feeling like an asshole" thing. I've learned to be honest with myself and to accept the implications behind my emotions a lot better than I used to. I'm flawed, but I've done my best, everything I think and feel is part and parcel of that, and like it…

Animal spotting is badass. I saw a turtle last time I jumped in the ocean. It's like playing real-life Pokémon Go!

20 and 21 when we met, together 11 years. And I'm not exaggerating when I say marrying my wife was the single biggest mistake I ever made in my life; not because we have a bad relationship or anything, but because that decision spawned all kinds of unforeseen consequences that have basically just fucked up everything.

On Sunday mornings the lap lanes are filled with old people slowly, oldly gliding back and forth across the water for seemingly hours at a time, with the assistance of flippers, snorkels, kickboards, you name it. Maybe that was his rationale for commenting. I just get in, try to swim my 10/20 laps as hard as I can,…

The realization that you can't fix someone is so. fucking. freeing. Congratulations on reaching that point. We all need to come to terms with that fact somehow.

Exercise thread

Real quick poll: a simple yes or no question.

Happy birthday, you're doing a hell of a lot better than I was at that age.

Dammit, I like Ask Polly. I might actually have to listen to this episode.

"Locust Star" still melts my brains.

There's a part where the girl (Heather) is still trying to reassure everybody "We can't get lost, this is America," then one of the guys (I think Mike) insanely starts singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" in this demented, pissed-off singing voice while Heather breaks down crying and that part just CRACKS me the fuck up.