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Audiences believed this movie was real the same way they believed the Texas Chain Saw Massacre was a true story. We wanted to believe it, so we did.

For sure going to check out:

Back in the '10s
I was in a barely-adequate indie band…

Terrorhawk was such an amazing fucking album, I'm real happy to see it getting the reissue treatment. "Song About Old Roller Coaster" is still one of the best tracks I've ever heard.

I'm not feeling "You Don't Get Me High Anymore", but I hope it helps them break through to a bigger audience. They've fucking deserved it for years.

Hot take: Harry, Ron, and Hermione are the real bullies of Hogwarts. If you're not in the insular, elite and exclusive Gryffindor clique (who are heavily favored by faculty with very few exceptions), you're basically treated as persona non grata.

I can't say enough good things about Coherence. What an awesome movie. How the fuck did it not make the cut?

I think you misinterpreted the "reappearance in the cornfield" scene.

I saw Peter Hook & The Light a few years ago and they tore the fucking house down. Going into it I felt weird about seeing what amounts to basically a tribute band that happens to feature an original member, but once the songs started, all my reservations just dropped away. Fantastic show.

Imagine going through life with zero taste for metal. Total dystopian nightmare.

I don't necessarily agree with all caps for cassettes, but I respect the decision.

I've got at least 50 S-artists in my collection, and there's a bunch of stuff I'm missing — like I don't even have any Rod Stewart, believe it or not. There's no way in hell we get through that letter in one post. The part that sucks is that after S, the entire rest of the alphabet will probably fit comfortably in 2

No, that was Queen.

"Omission" is one of the essential sludge riffs, and the bridge to "Unfulfilled" just kicks so much goddamn sorry ass it's ridiculous.

Pink Floyd shits all over Radiohead and it's not even close to being close. No other band's legacy can measure up; it's entirely unfair.

Damn it, what the hell happened to my Red Sparowes and Rival Schools CDs? Something's missing.

We've got Q-lists and R-lists, yes we do. We've got Q-lists and R-lists, how about U?

Fuck yeah, I love these.

I was born in '82, and it's a completely badass/stacked year top to bottom. Blade Runner still wins though, inferior theatrical cut and all.

My daughter LOVES Ever After High. I sat through enough of it to determine that it's not bad at all.