“Nano bubbles restored my virginity (A love story)“

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

AW SNAP, that was a damn fine historical reference and pun, all rolled into one...

TWO Hit COMBO here! +2

You should re-create the exact same injury on yourself and then let us know the odds of survival.

You definitely get the point of the article.

I didn’t really realize how serious it was until it was over, because the doctor told me my skull was—all the muscles, all the ligaments that connect my vertebrae and the cartilage, in between that. So, the cartilage was out, the ligaments torn. And he said, if I were to have stood up then, the weight of my head,…

The Titans are the beige of the NFL.

I guess we have different definitions of “de-escalation”.

The Eagles front office right now.

I wanna fly like an eagle, to Tennessee.
Fly like an Eagle and immediately forget me.

Anytime a ref has to be smuggled out of a country, you know you done fucked up.

That isn’t the rule though. If there are 3 minutes of injury time to be played, that’s the minimum amount, not the maximum. The referee may not have done anything wrong in terms of the rulebook, but his actions break convention and an attacking move is normally allowed to play out before the whistle is blown and…

Sideways pizza is such a fucking nightmare. It’s ruined and you know it. What’s the point of no return? 45 degrees? Maybe 60?

Not ruined, but he’s clearly an idiot and I cringed watching this pizza abuse video.

Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

I don’t know why he retired. Peyton still runs pretty well.

The problem with viewing lacrosse is that it’s a stupid sport.

I’ve watched enough to make sweeping generalizations.